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I AM the pen thief. I take your pens. im that bitch that takes your pens and you open your binder right before a test and you go "what the fuck" and have to ask the teacher or your neighbor to borrow one. i also take pencils, so blame me for that to. I don't take gel pens. Fuck gel pens. gel pens are lame, sparkly ink and shit, totally stupid. Fuck gel pens.

My real name is chris, yes, i am deaf, fine, hard of hearing, you freaking "technically...." freak.

These are my stories, my make-fun-of-yous, etc etc. Fuck you if you can't take a joke. Yes, I took that from tucker max. But hey, fuck HIM if he can't take a joke. as you can tell, i also take quotes. and copyrighted information. not really ;)

Hmmm. Wrote the above 2 years ago. Leaving it cause it's so awesome. Yeah.

Yeah. "But you're not really dea- I'M DEAF ENOUGH, DAMMIT!"

Humpty Dumpty sat on wall. Humpty Dumpty fell. Or.... something. Great fall. There we go.

Do cats ever dream of having sex with their owners? I mean, think about it... Oh god. Never mind. NEVER MIND.


Who let the toilet seat down? God damn girls and their sitting.

I like Reuben sandwiches, sushi, fried chicken, restaurants for breakfast, arby's, hotdogs.

I also like computer games, such as Warcraft 3 (Not WoW), Starcraft.

Starcraft 2 is coming out, I'm so freaking pumped.

I like movies movies movies, and TV.

I like Warhammer. It's a miniatures thing. Yeah. www.games-workshop.com
I have two armies. Tau and Catachans. Taus are basically superadvanced humanoids who are pussies and cant fight hand to hand. Yeah. But their guns rock. Then we have rambo-style vietnam crazies. Catachans. Yeah. Humans, yes.

Star Trek is the show you go to if you want to be a nerd but not be called one. Cause everyone likes Star Trek. It's like Batman. Superman is for comic book fanatics. Batman is fucking awesome. Damn right.

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